Saturday, January 31, 2009


It's a gift.
I'm sure it is.

I hope you walk into an open manhole!!


Almost forgot.

Happy Birthday to Sabrina Ku!

I remembered when I read Chris' blog. Heheh.

Lucky girl.
Your birthday so early.


I was bored, so I decided to copy bree.
Go search for ah beng and ah lian jokes.

I found this dictionary!
Singlish Dictionary

.... I can't code a link. Got some error.
Sthoopit error.

Super LOL

Oh, and here's a joke!

Ah beng was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

This is what he came up with

1 fine day I go 2 climb up a 3 bed-room apartment to peep. After being seen by the couple in the room, I got panic and had a great 4. The man rushed out and had a 5 with me. I run away to 6 for help. End up running into 7 eleven, I grab some 8 and throw at him and pull out a 9 to stab at him. And 10 hor ...10 hor... 10 .... he die lor..

continuation of the story....

.....and 10 hor .....10 hor .... I put the 9 back on the shelf and pay for 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day I 'kor' my boss to say I am 6. He say 5. Tomorrow also don need to come back 4 work. He also say go climb a 3 and jump. I don understand. I nice 2 him but I don know what he 1?


very amusing.

And all the ahbengs and ahlians out there.
If you read this please don't take offence.
Other people wrote the jokes and crfeated the websites.
I'm just appreciating them.


Friday, January 30, 2009


Oh shats. 
Now I feel guilty.
I'll never tease short people ever again.

Eeeeeveryone's perfect.

Thursday, January 29, 2009


Liddat can oso ka.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Neeew Year~

Ah, so far, this Chinese New Year has been.... interesting. Very interesting.
Oh, you have nooo idea.

Anyway, on the first day, I went to madam Chai's house.
Oh, I love her.
She always prepares weird but yummy food.

This year it's deer meat.
Last year was camel, I think.

And then, I went to Manda's house.
I arrived there at 5 p.m or so.

We called Jane!! 


Just me and Daph camwhoring.

Anyway, second day was fun also.

First, parents dropped me and my bro off at Tang's house.
There, we met Tang(duh), Cyril, Joshua, Baxter, and... Camillus was there too, I think.
The whole time we were there, they played computer games.

Theeeen, we walked to Derek's house.

There, Derek was wearing clothes like the kung fu people.
So my bro kept calling him IP man or something or other.

Danialle, Monica and a lot of other people I don't know were there too.
They just came form Jacky's house.
And they were drunk.
Like really drunk.

Especially Danielle.
Wah lao, so scary.

I will NEVER EVER go near alcohol.


After Danielle and the others went home, Sheryl, rach and a few others came.
Then, we played cards.

I spent most of the time playing with Joshua the Bear.
He's Naked.
Cos Serene stole his clothes.


Me and serene =)

Joshua the bear. He had clothes last year. xD
The puppeteer and the Serene.
Us all tidak ada kerja.

Eh, you guys, sorry ah, If i couldn't/can't make it to your house.
Uh, I spent the whole afternoon & evening there, so yeah.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Go green!!

Everybody's in a green mood nowadays.
No, not envy.
As in the nature stuff.
I wanna go green too!!!
Okay!! I'm starting a petition to ban exams to save the trees!
Who wants to sign it? 

Today, I finally found out what E=MC2 means.
And I don't mean Mariah Carey's album.
As in the Einstein theory.
You know how? You know how?
Huh? huh? Bet you don't. 
Actually, while I was eating with my bro in the kitchen, bro said that there're ants in the microwave.
And he was like, "but they won't die from radiation. You know why? -me= ......ha?- Cos bugs can stand 1000 times the amount of radiation that would kill a normal human. -me= .....(chewing burger) hokayh- So, if there's a huge nuclear war, and mankind's wiped out, bugs will rule the world!!!! -me= oh, btw, whassat einstein's theory, somehing about splitting atoms?-"
And bro goes into a long long long speech about E=MC2.
So basically, I just asked my bro.

Got homework.
Lazy to do.

Haven't sms or called Janey in a long time.
I will, soon.

Waaaaah I got tummy ache =(


School is getting fun-er and fun-er.
Though I still miss Janey.
We all do.
You hear that June??

Cny is coming.
I'm gonna visit lots and lots of people.


Sickroom duty yerterday.
With manda.
We spent almost the whole time talking to Lala though.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009


New post!!

Haven't updated in a looooong time.
Usually, when something interesting happens, I feel like writing it in my blog.
But whenever I get home, I forget all about it.

So now I have nothing new to write about.
Lets write random childhood stuff.

When I was in primary school, the padang bola sepak was iiiiiicky!
It was pratically made of mud, water and cat shit. Oh, and a few patches of grass.
I don't think you can even call it a field.
Here and there, there're puddles filles with frog spawn.
It makes your hand smell like you just finished cleaning the toilet without using gloves when you touch it.

So playing soccer there is kinda like an obstacle course.
When the game starts, first thing you have to do is locate the cat shits.
And avoid it.
Then, you have to avoid the puddles and the mini frogs in the mud while playing.


Besides that, the field is right next to the ex-mayor's house, which is right next to my school.
Seperated by only a fence.
Sometimes, when someone kicks the muddy smelly ball too hard, it flies right into the old dude's garden.
Poor guy.

... what else ah?

Ooh, birthdays, right, right.

Um, Estherine and Derek.
Happy birthday!!!
15th and 17th respectively.

I'm pretty confident I'm forgetting someone's birthday.
Oh wells.



The one who introduced me to manga.
I lovelovelovelovelove you!!

Manga! <333333333333333333333333

I'm bored~
Daphne is weird xD
This morning, we were competing to see who could keep pointing the longest.
I won.

Oh, my bro and I made up an imaginary animal.
You can guess where we got the inspiration.

It's big, it's puffy, and it makes great steak.
Lamb/mutton+beef= Lattoneef?

Anyway, baa+moo=boo.


Saturday, January 10, 2009

Holy cow sheep Bunny?

I always cringe whenever I see pictures of the old me.
The primary school me.
I was so... was soo.... NGEGEH!!

Like seriously!

Last time, I always used the word luurve!! *shiver*
Last time, I "luuurrrveeed" anything tacky, pink and glittery.
Last time, I used to buy keychains with pink furry dead hamsters things and heaps of bells on it!!
It made me sound like a feakin windchime everytime I moved.
Last time, I used muacks at the end of every conversation!! =____=
And worst of all, last time, I loved to use *~*~*~* and 
such to decorate my msn username!!

I never realised that I was so rasa girly-girl.
Not the "oooh, that guy's cute!" girly. I still do that.
The I love pink and I am soooooo girly, hear my oh-so-fake giggle girly.

Oh, thank god I'm not like that anymore.
Now i'm just

A cool genius.
Right? Right?


Uh, haven't updated in a while.
But I'm finally happy. =)
Wonder whats gonna destroy it this time.

Oooh,  yeah.
Bim joined my tuition class!!

So now there's Me, Bree, Clar, Evey, Paw Ying Ying, Cynthia and Bim.

For some reason, I'm not scared of PMR.
Like at all.
I don't even think about it.
Maybe my brain is in denial.

Gah, Juney.
I miss yah!

Hee, gonna work hard =)

Monday, January 5, 2009

Surprisingly enough, I feel hurt.

School =D

Well, the first day of school was really fun!
I get to see all my friends again.
But Janey not there. D=

I was really sleepy though.
Almost fell asleep in KH.

From now on, I'm gonna wait for my parents either at church or at St Joe.


St Joe finished early today.
Bro and his friends were at the van.

Derek still taller than me.

Juney, I MISSED YOU!!!
It's not the same without you here. =(


I can't sleep.
I have to wake up at 5.30 tomorrow for school.
But I can't sleep..
I got tummy ache.
I keep waking up to go to the toilet.
I've given up sleeping and is now reading Bleach.
Nel Tu!

Okay, lesson of the day.
Don't eat a lot after not eating at all the whole day.
And don't drink a whole carton of apple juice in one go.
And don't eat spicy food after that.

Oh, nature's calling.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Tagged by jane

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
-Your name-
P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,

Dear Bree,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but i dislike you. I think i realized it when I saw the shrunken head
 with George Bush and his wife and i saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your contact book to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked eggplant-fetshism.
Best regards
P:S : You're so lifeless, horny wolf.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - your dwarf bit me
April - I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - you put cuffs on me
July - I threw up
August - I saw the shrunken head
September - we skinny dipped
October - I quoted Santa
November - your dog ran amok
December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard souffle
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - SenileTop
Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I`ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendshipBeer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

I tag:Christine.
Kak Zieha.
Out of people~

Note= the pink highlights are Valerie's. I was too lazy to un-colour them.
Whoever who gets tagged has to write 10 things about the person who tagged him/her:

1. She's in love. With Pius ...something. Chuo wasnt it? Or isit Chou. xD
2. She likes pink.
3. She has the nicest phones. Like ever.
4. And the pretty clothes toos.
5. She has a white doggy called lexus. Or estebelle?
6. She's incredibly slim.
7. Very white also.
8. She suka makan sweet stuff.
9. She ♥ to sing.
10.One of my beloved friends.

1. This one also very white. You people never see sunlight ka? xD
2. Lives in KL. =(
3. Where all the cute guys are. She so lucky.
4. Likes to shop. 
5. She has a very silly laugh. =)
6. I miss her!!
7. Nicknamed Janey / Juney.
8. She also very slim, Sheesh. I'm the only fat one.
9. She got adorable rabbits.
10. Another one of my beloved friends. =)

The person who got tagged has to write 10 things about himself/herself:

1. An insane otaku.
2. Who's currently obsessed with Bleach.
3. Reads a hundred chapters a day.
4. Is dreading tuition tonight.
5. Because I haven't been to tuition for 4 years.
6. Is dying from embarassment.
7. Dreading tea kwan do too. Manda, you must come or else I keeeell you.
8. I'm huuungry,
9. Byakuya is cool. ♥ Hitsugaya too!!!
10. Wishes to be transported to Bleach land. Kon kon ♥

At the end you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names:

... Everyone got tagged already. =.="
1. Christine
2. Aaron Gumis
3. Bree
4. Martha?

Lazy to type.