LOLS

I was really bored, so I made a header for my blog.


Is it okay?

and another for Tikah, and another for her sister.

I was still bored, so me and Tikah decided to prank some of her foreign friends.

Here was the modus operandi.
I was the mastermind, hatching the plans and writing the script.
She, was the bait. Or rather the trap. Luring unsuspecting victims into a conversation with both of us (through MSN).

First victim: Kelsey*, a friend of tikah, as the victim. The story was that I am Tikah's half-sister and my mummy died. By choking on a carrot. I know the storyline is a bit too much, what with my mummy dying, but I don't mean it, of course. All in the name of good humour.
Here's the conversation.

Tiqah- = Tikah, obviously
MOO-ER = Me
Kelsey= Kelsey*


-Tiqah - says:
Hey, do you wanna talk with my best friend?

Kelsey says:
YES

Kelsey says:
OK

-Tiqah - says:
she's not my bestfriend, sorry, I typed wrong

-Tiqah - says:
she's my half sister

Kelsey says:
OK

-Tiqah - says:
we have the same dad

MOO-ER has been added to the conversation.

Kelsey says:
HALO

-Tiqah - says:
=)

-Tiqah - says:
mirah, Kelsey. Kelsey, mirah

-Tiqah - says:
x3

MOO-ER says:
oh, hello

Kelsey says:
NICE TO MEET YOU

MOO-ER says:
You too

-Tiqah - says:
=D

MOO-ER says:
im tikah's half-sister

Kelsey says:
YES I KNOW

Kelsey says:
SHE HAS ALREADY TOLD ME

Kelsey says:
HAHA

MOO-ER says:
oh, well

MOO-ER says:
im living with her family now

MOO-ER says:
XD

Kelsey says:
NICE

MOO-ER says:
my mum oassed away

MOO-ER says:
*passed

Kelsey says:
WHY

MOO-ER says:
she choked

MOO-ER says:
one a carrot

MOO-ER says:
*on

Kelsey says:
AHHH

Kelsey says:
SORRY

Then, I called her and we laughed like hell.
LOLS.

------2nd victim-----
Name changed to 'Beatrice'

This time, I wanted to commit suicide. Tikah was my bestfriend who was desperately trying to persuade me to do otherwise. Beatrice was forced into the convo. xD
Poor girl.

-Tiqah- = Tikah
MOO-ER = Me
Beatrice= Beatrice*

-Tiqah - says:
BEATRICE, ARE YOU THERE??? HELP ME!!

Beatrice says:
yes?, where can I help you?

-Tiqah - says:
my friend

-Tiqah - says:
she wants to kill herself

-Tiqah - says:
can you help me cheer her up??

-Tiqah - says:
please, you're the only one online in my msn

Beatrice says:
:O

-Tiqah - says:
please, ill add her in the convo okay?

-Tiqah - says:
i can't handle this myself

Beatrice says:
oh my God

MOO-ER has been added to the conversation.

Beatrice says:
but I can do?

MOO-ER says:
WHAT NOW??

-Tiqah - says:
mirah, control yourself

MOO-ER says:
you seriously are destroying my life!!

-Tiqah - says:
Beatrice , please tell her to stop

MOO-ER says:
i can't take it anymore!!

MOO-ER says:
U freaks ruin my life!!

MOO-ER says:
oh, you're ignoring me now

MOO-ER says:
fine
MOO-ER says:
then leave me to die

MOO-ER says:
I thought that you cared!

Beatrice says:
oh my god... girl stop

MOO-ER says:
what?!

MOO-ER says:
its not worth it anymore!

-Tiqah - says:
mirah, even my friend say it's not worth killing yorself

-Tiqah - says:
right, Beatrice ?

MOO-ER says:
why not?!

MOO-ER says:
i don't have anything left!

-Tiqah - says:
don't say that

MOO-ER says:
Why not?!

MOO-ER says:
my family's already abandoned me!
-Tiqah - says:
no, you still have your friends

Beatrice says:
... not as you think your whole family loves you just do not be so displays

MOO-ER says:
they left me

MOO-ER says:
im all alone now

-Tiqah - says:
but i don't

MOO-ER says:
you're my friend

MOO-ER says:
it doesn't count

-Tiqah - says:
you see, even ana ask you to stop
MOO-ER says:
the others just left me anyway

MOO-ER says:
its not worth it anymore

MOO-ER says:
bye, tiqs

-Tiqah - says:
hey hey

-Tiqah - says:
don't do that

Beatrice says:
=O

Beatrice says:
please do not comets girl crazy

-Tiqah - says:
Beatrice , what should I do?

Okay, this is Tikah's convo with Beatrice:

Beatrice says:
ok

Beatrice says:
Your friend needs a psychologist urgent!

Beatrice says:
O.O

-Tiqah - says:
Yaaaaa

-Tiqah - says:
oh my god

-Tiqah - says:
please help me

Beatrice says:
I'm doing everything possible

Beatrice says:
:O O.O

-Tiqah - says:
help me say something

-Tiqah - says:
you're the only one who's online =(

Beatrice says:
I'm doing everything possible .... your friend does not answer

-Tiqah - says:
jaaa ><

Beatrice says:
I'm sorry

-Tiqah - says:
okay, im calling ambulance now

-Tiqah - says:
they say they are on the way

-Tiqah - says:
just pray that she's okay =(

-Tiqah - says:
n I havda go now

-Tiqah - says:
sorry for disturbing u

Beatrice says:
no ... no problem

Beatrice says:
bye

Beatrice says:
take care

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


* Names changed to protect privacy. Even though there is very little chance of you actually knowing these people, what with them being foreign and all, I just thought it'd be better.

I feel mean. xD