Tch.

..

Wow.

It's a gift.

I'm sure it is.

I hope you walk into an open manhole!!

HMPH.

Whee.

EEEH

Almost forgot.

Happy Birthday to Sabrina Ku!

I remembered when I read Chris' blog. Heheh.

Lucky girl.

Your birthday so early.

OMG LOOOOOL

I was bored, so I decided to copy bree.

Go search for ah beng and ah lian jokes.

Aaaand

I found this dictionary!

http://web.singnet.com.sg/~yisheng/notes/jokes/singlish1.htm
Singlish Dictionary

.... I can't code a link. Got some error.
Sthoopit error.


Super LOL

Oh, and here's a joke!

Ah beng was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

This is what he came up with

1 fine day I go 2 climb up a 3 bed-room apartment to peep. After being seen by the couple in the room, I got panic and had a great 4. The man rushed out and had a 5 with me. I run away to 6 for help. End up running into 7 eleven, I grab some 8 and throw at him and pull out a 9 to stab at him. And 10 hor ...10 hor... 10 .... he die lor..

continuation of the story....

.....and 10 hor .....10 hor .... I put the 9 back on the shelf and pay for 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day I 'kor' my boss to say I am 6. He say 5. Tomorrow also don need to come back 4 work. He also say go climb a 3 and jump. I don understand. I nice 2 him but I don know what he 1?

1=one

2=to

3=three

4=fall

5=fight

6=seek

7=seven

8=egg

9=knife

10=then

*snort*

very amusing.

And all the ahbengs and ahlians out there.

If you read this please don't take offence.

Other people wrote the jokes and crfeated the websites.

I'm just appreciating them.

Heh.

Heh.

Oh shats. 

Now I feel guilty.

I'll never tease short people ever again.

Eeeeeveryone's perfect.

Lol.

Cheh.

Haiyaaaa.

Liddat can oso ka.

Neeew Year~

Ah, so far, this Chinese New Year has been.... interesting. Very interesting.

*snort*

Oh, you have nooo idea.

Anyway, on the first day, I went to madam Chai's house.

Oh, I love her.

She always prepares weird but yummy food.

This year it's deer meat.

Last year was camel, I think.

And then, I went to Manda's house.

I arrived there at 5 p.m or so.

We called Jane!! 

=)

Piiiictures~

Just me and Daph camwhoring.

Anyway, second day was fun also.

First, parents dropped me and my bro off at Tang's house.

There, we met Tang(duh), Cyril, Joshua, Baxter, and... Camillus was there too, I think.

The whole time we were there, they played computer games.

=___=

Boys.

Theeeen, we walked to Derek's house.

There, Derek was wearing clothes like the kung fu people.

So my bro kept calling him IP man or something or other.

Danialle, Monica and a lot of other people I don't know were there too.

They just came form Jacky's house.

And they were drunk.

Like really drunk.

Especially Danielle.

Wah lao, so scary.

I will NEVER EVER go near alcohol.

EVER.

=__="""

After Danielle and the others went home, Sheryl, rach and a few others came.

Then, we played cards.

I spent most of the time playing with Joshua the Bear.

He's Naked.

Cos Serene stole his clothes.

Peeeerv.

Piiiicturees~

Me and serene =)

Joshua the bear. He had clothes last year. xD

The puppeteer and the Serene.

Us all tidak ada kerja.

Eh, you guys, sorry ah, If i couldn't/can't make it to your house.

Uh, I spent the whole afternoon & evening there, so yeah.

xD

Sorry!

Go green!!

Everybody's in a green mood nowadays.

No, not envy.

As in the nature stuff.

I wanna go green too!!!

Okay!! I'm starting a petition to ban exams to save the trees!

Who wants to sign it? 

Today, I finally found out what E=MC2 means.

And I don't mean Mariah Carey's album.

As in the Einstein theory.

You know how? You know how?

Huh? huh? Bet you don't. 

Actually, while I was eating with my bro in the kitchen, bro said that there're ants in the microwave.

And he was like, "but they won't die from radiation. You know why? -me= ......ha?- Cos bugs can stand 1000 times the amount of radiation that would kill a normal human. -me= .....(chewing burger) hokayh- So, if there's a huge nuclear war, and mankind's wiped out, bugs will rule the world!!!! -me= oh, btw, whassat einstein's theory, somehing about splitting atoms?-"

And bro goes into a long long long speech about E=MC2.

So basically, I just asked my bro.

Nerd.

Got homework.

Lazy to do.

Haven't sms or called Janey in a long time.

I will, soon.

xD

Waaaaah I got tummy ache =(

Bleach.

Bleach.

Bleach.

<3

School is getting fun-er and fun-er.

Though I still miss Janey.

We all do.

You hear that June??

xD

Cny is coming.

I'm gonna visit lots and lots of people.

Wheeee~

Sickroom duty yerterday.

With manda.

We spent almost the whole time talking to Lala though.

Heh.